Escalacie

A comprehensive manual for all the drunken sailors out there

Learned something? Fret not, a step by step guide for what to do now?

1 ) Get the Ketel 1 ambachtelijke graanjenever and a borrelglas
2 ) let someone pour you a glass of Ketel 1 ambachtelijke graanjenever with their left hand while pointing the normal of the sticker upwards
3 ) Enjoy
4 ) Smile

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